WHEN?

Enough is enough. I won't wait more for this shit. You can read your book if you want, George. ( )

If there is one book I am going to read immediately whenever it is released, then it will be this one. Where is this time machine when you need it?

Update: It's now 2020, and I return to this hopeful snapshot of my optimistic youth from time to time, to wonder what it must have been like to be so innocent. Alas.

It's 2017. I give up.

Update of the update: 2016 is half over. At this point I'm pretty sure when I purchase this book it's going to be a page that says 'just watch the show' followed by 600 blank pages.

Update: Alas, as 2015 begins to fade I come to the realization that my plan will never come to fruition. It was a good plan. I'll miss this plan.
Maybe 2016?


I have this plan that when this comes out in 2015 I'm going to drop my child (by then, age 4) off at grandma and grandpa's house, get myself a hotel room, and do nothing but read this for 3 days straight.

I have a feeling this will be released once the new series Game of Thrones has finished.
Fingers crossed!!