If it were not for that, for the effect of kind words, kind looks, kind letters, multiplying, spreading, making one happy through another and bringing forth benefits, some thirty, some fifty, some a thousandfold, I should be tempted to think our life a practical jest in the worst possible spirit.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

GO KILL YOUSELF, slut.
-- The Internet